She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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