I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Can you bring me the toilet please
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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