I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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