So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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