Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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