there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
