i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
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