It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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