I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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