No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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