She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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