scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I don't think brook has ever known best
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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