i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
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just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I can't put those talents on a resume
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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