at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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