How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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