You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he shaved USA in his pubs
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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