Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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