Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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