Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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