i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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