Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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