You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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