Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
not ubering you a puppy
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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