He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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