Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
it glows. i had to have it.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
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