he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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