Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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