with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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