He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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