i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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