I bet he comes in French.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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