How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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