i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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