I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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