I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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