I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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