i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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