Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
