EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Randomize
