I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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