Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
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