is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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