Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I'm like, not good at living.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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