i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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