So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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