Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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