Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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