Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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