A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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