you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
