This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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